This week I realized that I have reached a new benchmark in self-caffeination. I now own two, TWO, caffeinated shampoos. First is one that I picked up a long time ago,...
Read MoreReally, I don’t have much to add to that except that: A) I needed to write something, and B) This is my excuse for not getting anything done, because I was in a...
Read MoreSo, there was this thing that happened on the internet the other day: Booth babes need not apply. The way I see it, it’s against the recent explosion of Olivia...
Read MoreYesterday was the second anniversary of Knize and I being together, and by being together, I mean we hooked up in Atlanta and decided this thing might be worth hanging...
Read MoreLast week was rough. I had my fourth sinus infection this year. I’m so glad I went to the doctor and got put on three medications to take care of my sinusitis, and...
Read MoreFirst, an off-topic observation. You guys love the shit out of that Ermahgerd bunny. I have The Daily Show and late-night Sudafed-induced insomnia to thank for my...
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