This week I realized that I have reached a new benchmark in self-caffeination. I now own two, TWO, caffeinated shampoos.
First is one that I picked up a long time ago,... Read More
Really, I don’t have much to add to that except that:
A) I needed to write something, and
B) This is my excuse for not getting anything done, because I was in a... Read More
So, there was this thing that happened on the internet the other day: Booth babes need not apply.
The way I see it, it’s against the recent explosion of Olivia... Read More
Yesterday was the second anniversary of Knize and I being together, and by being together, I mean we hooked up in Atlanta and decided this thing might be worth hanging... Read More
Last week was rough. I had my fourth sinus infection this year.
I’m so glad I went to the doctor and got put on three medications to take care of my sinusitis, and... Read More
First, an off-topic observation. You guys love the shit out of that Ermahgerd bunny.
I have The Daily Show and late-night Sudafed-induced insomnia to thank for my... Read More