The view from my car’s driver’s side: It also kept telling me to “put the lotion in the fucking basket”. Whatever that means. And on the...
Read MoreAs a newly-engaged person and non-jewelry wearer I’ve found that wearing an engagement ring is impractical in certain situations. Because I have a tendency to...
Read MoreI fucking love sour cream. It was one of t… oh holy shit I just bit my tongue. It was one of those foods that I avoided as a child out of principle. It was white,...
Read MoreThe beady black eyes of Hello Kitty, clothed in the skin of Badtz-Maru like a fwuffy wittle Buffalo Bill (not at all making this up), judge me as I ponder this...
Read MoreHaving a personal connection to a filming location turns me into a mad raving lunatic. I’m pretty sure that nobody else in the theater in Orlando gave two shits that I...
Read MoreImagine my surprise when people not only told me that they not only missed Friday Favorites, but they actually liked them, too! I never would have thought that my...
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