Always Corral Your Carts
The view from my car’s driver’s side:
It also kept telling me to “put the lotion in the fucking basket”. Whatever that means.
And on the passenger side:
Really, people, look at those happy carts inside the corral. They’re home. DON’T YOU WANT YOUR CART TO GO HOME?
Please take the extra few seconds to walk your cart over to the nearest corral and put it into its home. The world will thank you.
On a serious note: I think I’m going to switch to shopping at Publix since I can’t deal with people bashing shopping carts into my car and/or taking up whole parking spaces with carts at Winn-Dixie. It’s out of the way and more expensive, but at least they take care of the cart problem. Or maybe the people who shop there are slightly more civilized. Perhaps both.