How I Keep My Ring Safe

As a newly-engaged person and non-jewelry wearer I’ve found that wearing an engagement ring is impractical in certain situations. Because I have a tendency to lose things, I had to figure out a way to put it somewhere overnight/while in the shower and not lose it.

Before you say “put it in the box, dumbass”, the box is occupied by the wedding band, which I don’t want to lose, either.

So for now the solution is this:

I AM A GENIUS.

 This plan works in two ways.

1. If the ring manages to fall off the desk somehow it’ll automatically be caught by the charger wire.  Which means 3 seconds of panic as opposed to 3+ minutes.
2. If I forget my phone, I’ll remember my ring. If I forget my ring, I’ll remember my phone. If I forget both of them, I obviously need more sleep.

It’s a foolproof plan. That is, until the toys start feeling devious.

Since Shy Guy is already wearing a mask, he’s chosen to make the heist.

Yoda gets his bling on.

And Spock tries his hand at modeling.

Nothing is ever truly safe on my desk.