How I Keep My Ring Safe
As a newly-engaged person and non-jewelry wearer I’ve found that wearing an engagement ring is impractical in certain situations. Because I have a tendency to lose things, I had to figure out a way to put it somewhere overnight/while in the shower and not lose it.
Before you say “put it in the box, dumbass”, the box is occupied by the wedding band, which I don’t want to lose, either.
So for now the solution is this:
I AM A GENIUS.
This plan works in two ways.
- If the ring manages to fall off the desk somehow it’ll automatically be caught by the charger wire. Which means 3 seconds of panic as opposed to 3+ minutes.
- If I forget my phone, I’ll remember my ring. If I forget my ring, I’ll remember my phone. If I forget both of them, I obviously need more sleep.
It’s a foolproof plan. That is, until the toys start feeling devious.
Since Shy Guy is already wearing a mask, he’s chosen to make the heist.
Yoda gets his bling on.
And Spock tries his hand at modeling.
Nothing is ever truly safe on my desk.