This week I realized that I have reached a new benchmark in self-caffeination. I now own two, TWO, caffeinated shampoos.
First is one that I picked up a long time ago, TIGI’s Rockaholic. In the gigantic list of ingredients in this shampoo (seriously, there’s so much stuff in there I bet Walter White could find a way to make meth out of it) there’s caffeine.
While it’s a nice, citrusy, good-morning-I-slap-you-in-the-face shampoo, its huge ingredient list seems to leave my hair angry. Then, earlier this week, I picked up Garnier Fructis’ Fall Fight. Because:
- Fructis shampoos have always treated my hair right, and
- IT PROMISED CAFFEINE
Add these two scalp-energizers to the other caffeinated products that I use (or have used), and you wonder
how my heart hasn’t exploded yet if I ever sleep. The answer is “probably not enough”.
Caffeinated lip balm. It tasted vaguely of vanilla and made me feel sick. Plus, it was oddly gritty. It may or may not reside somewhere in the depths of a neglected makeup bag.
Not only a great gift for someone with a life-sized Vigo painting in their house, but also filled with energy-giving essence. THEY TASTE WEIRD.
And the loves of my life: