Things I Learned During ‘The Avengers’
Having a personal connection to a filming location turns me into a mad raving lunatic. I’m pretty sure that nobody else in the theater in Orlando gave two shits that I went to college in Wilmington, Ohio. But I did. And they filmed scenes for Avengers there. So suck it.
Loki looks like Data. Disturbing.
I really wish I could speak Russian. I tried to learn once with a Russian language podcast. I can’t say one damn word in Russian besides “borscht”, and I don’t even think that’s Russian.
I’ve long overlooked how hot Cobie Smulders is.
Chris Evans could be mute and I’d still do him. Chris Hemsworth could be ugly (but still have that voice) and I’d still do him.
Thanks to Loki, I now 100% support the creation of the Evil Baby Orphanage. (As if I ever DIDN’T support it.)
I could VERY easily write a Tony Stark/Pepper Potts romance fanfic, and that REALLY bothers me.
New Adventures of Old Christine jokes are only funny once, but they’re really funny that one time.
When making references to Samuel L. Jackson’s past library of work, Snakes on a Plane is out. Go the F**k to Sleep is in.
I can’t watch Robert Downey Jr. without thinking about Charlie Sheen at least once. I don’t know why, that’s just how my brain works.
I don’t really want being a “nerd girl” to become a popular thing. Why? Women’s restroom: no line. Men’s restroom: line out the door.
Edited to add: Shawarma. Seriously. I’ve never wanted to eat shawarma so much in my goddamn life.