I Really Need To Go To The Dentist

Going to the bank is a chore I put on my list right above plunging the toilet. Not that my bank is bad by any means, but the hours suck. So I usually run over there on my lunch break and rush back as soon as possible.

And then I noticed this sign and the fact that a dentist’s office called Starbase Dental is in the same business center. STARBASE DENTAL. THE ONE FEATURED IN TREKKIES.

We’ve uncovered the secret to getting me to go to the doctor or dentist. Appeal to my gooey nerd center. I’m going to ask my doctor if he’ll wear Spock ears to my next check-up. FOR SCIENCE.