So, This Is What I’m Doing Today
At the time of this posting, I have just started watching Iron Man (I’m writing this FROM THE FUTURE), and I’m wondering how I’m going to sit through 15 hours of movies. I DON’T SIT STILL VERY WELL. LOOK, A SQUIRREL.
Let’s just say, thank goodness we got here an hour and a half early because people are already sitting in the front seats and that suuuuuucks for 6 movies, 3 of them in 3D. Sucks to be you, Late Larrys.
I already learned an important lesson, though, don’t leave the theater without your lanyard and ticket stub, because THOU SHALL NOT PASS. But… free refills all day. Too bad I’m sipping my beverage daintily because I don’t want to pee every 5 seconds.
FUCKING IRON MAN, SON.