Honest Emo Derby Whine
Reasons why I don’t want to go to roller derby practice:
- I’m tired
- My head hurts
- My neck hurts
- Tummy problems
Reasons to go to roller derby practice:
- I get my fancy improved skates with new Avenger magnesium plates!!! (I will hopefully get to videoblog about these puppies soon.)
- Rookie testing (I don’t know that this really affects me, but, you know, solidarity)
- I need it
- I’ll be out for two days in the next two weeks thanks to my jet-setting lifestyle.
And now, it is time to leave. #ProcrastinationAchieved
