Stuff That’s Annoying, Part 1 of 500,000

Putting on deodorant and getting more under one arm than the other. Really, there’s something deeply, personally unsettling in knowing that your left armpit is getting much more protection than the right one. This can be avoided by using the “stick” kind instead of the “click” kind, but I need the sport strength because I’m an athlete now.

Someone parking in your assigned spot at work. Yes, it has happened again. In this case, I was running late for a meeting and I have a bruised tailbone. It was just emo sadness all around. Oh, and the amount of craziness that I have to deal with at work is proportional to the amount of entitlement I feel toward that parking spot. I get that this is a “management people problem” and that most people can’t relate, but I’ve been spoiled and there’s no stopping it.

Inner ear itches. One of these days I’m just going to end up skewering my brain.

Internet angst. Internet rage. Internet backstabbery. But you’re still cool, internet.

Frito Fingers. Self explanatory – when your fingers smell like Fritos. Exceptionally disturbing when you haven’t been eating Fritos. Not to be confused with “Cheeto Fingers”, which is when your fingers turn an unnatural shade of orange.

Getting way too drunk off of very little rum. What kind of foolishness is this?

Vlog-block. Actually, an abundance of great vlog ideas, but a limited amount of time/manpower/talent to implement them. Mostly time.